beck
twenty
military fiance
bull in a china shop
philadelphia

most miserable human award goes to me

marblechemist:

labyrinth-of-lucifer:

I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because you’re shit. If you feel trapped you’re doing it wrong.

Filed under: Sitcom Tropes That Need to Go Away Forever

tywins:

i hate how people use the word “partner” for gay people like no she’s my girlfriend we’re not fucking doing science projects together thank you bye

dropped my phone in the toilet at the gym today so i went out and bought the 5s

r.i.p. iphone 4 it was a rad three years

considerablybigben:

*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

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